*This is freakin' hilarious:
The photo in the center is my driver's license photo from 7 years ago, back when I still had bangs and wore contacts. According to the facial recognition software on this website (which I think is more hairstyle-recognition than anything else), these are the celebrities I most look like.
Okay, now, here are the celebrities that look like my work photo from two years ago:
Lynda Carter and David Letterman. HILARIOUS!
(And what's with the resemblance to James Joyce? Is it the mustache?)