She's had about a kajillion entries, though, so I'm guessing I have slim-to-no chance of winning. (I never win at these things).
Therefore, I shall share my Pullet Surprise-winning poetry here, for posterity:
Rectangles: Scarves, Shawls;
That's all I know how to knit.
Someone teach me more!
Because, heaven-forbid this work of genius should be lost to obscurity! ;-)